Of course, J. March O'Hare is not my real name. I kept myself anonymous here for the first three months or so, but I might as well come out of the closet and admit my real name is Robert A. Cook. It's written all over my last two Flash submissions.

Whew! That's better. I feel so... free!

Pseudonyms aside, the personality I'm displaying here on Newgrounds is much more like the real me than what I project on my website, which is my professional portfolio. It's all quite tame and politically correct over there. It has to be.

Thanks for visiting,
-J.M.O'H (RAC)